Okay if you can’t fuck with a person because of:
- Pubic hair
- Stretch marks
- Any other natural occurrence of the human form
You aren’t really worthy of it anyway
I never knew how true and realistic and non-exaggerated this episode was until I went to college.
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”
and i replied “who is this”
if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around
my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry
ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. laugh as you put your clothes back on. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.
Fox News: A man was stabbed nearly to death in a park 6:30 Sunday morning.
My Mom: I bet a white man did it. Black people don’t even get up that early. We don’t even kill on Sundays. That’s the lord’s day.
i cant lmao
me starting to like someone