En la mente de Alicia

(Source: lysergic-asshole)


(Source: sportsnetny)


foreveralone-lyguy:

stacksbreadup:

lmaooooo

"what is wrong with you"

begmebabygirl:

Okay if you can’t fuck with a person because of:

  • Pubic hair
  • Stretch marks
  • Scars 
  • Any other natural occurrence of the human form

You aren’t really worthy of it anyway


annabellioncourt:

I never knew how true and realistic and non-exaggerated this episode was until I went to college.

(Source: thekrustyykrabb)

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

(Source: twoukofukawa)

lindsaylohoean:

my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”

and i replied “who is this”

image


unabating:

this show is incredible

(Source: ricktimus)

notabadday:

googlearths:

if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around 

my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry

jessepnkman:

ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. laugh as you put your clothes back on. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

My mom is a racist. When she watches the news she’s able to tell by the way the victim was hurt if the suspect was black or white.

livelaughloveatrandom:

doux-riens:

wordstrappedinmythroat:

ladiizluvcj:

frenchiefuckingill:


Example

Fox News: A man was stabbed nearly to death in a park 6:30 Sunday morning.  

My Mom: I bet a white man did it. Black people don’t even get up that early. We don’t even kill on Sundays. That’s the lord’s day. 

DEAD

LMFAO

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i cant lmao

LMFAO

misbeliefs:

me starting to like someone image


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